oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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