Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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