try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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