But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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