You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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