it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think my moral compass just broke
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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