Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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