You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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