So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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