birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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