I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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