i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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