His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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