8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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