GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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