I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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