you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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