fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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