You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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