Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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