And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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