Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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