Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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