Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Enjoy the penises
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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