I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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