You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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