NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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