Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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