Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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