i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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