You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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