this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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