yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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