He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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