Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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