so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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