tell your sister to shave her snatch
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
i need some magic done to my vagina
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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