North Korea, Best Korea!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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