when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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