I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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