the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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