I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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