i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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