Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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