As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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