no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize