Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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