Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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