I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
try to milk me bitch
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