Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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