I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize