Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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