No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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