please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
