Just mADE A PArabola og urine
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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