adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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